New York, NY—Dachshund owners from the tri-state area descended upon Washington Square Park for some sort of wiener-dog day hullaballoo. In the midst of all this was a concessions stand, pictured above, where two people were selling figurines, posters, and t-shirts of the ever-lovable, phallic-shaped doggie. It took me a moment to realize that this was, indeed, a genuine Moment of Fear &. Horror. Why? Simple. The t-shirts read:
[Universal Dachshund Symbol] 4EVER
And the sign, perviously hidden by the dog’s owner:
“Help Clone Camilla”
The people operating the stand were raising money to clone their Dachshund. Despite adorable pictures of the wiener-dog-in-question floating on little clouds, the Freudian symbolism alone makes this:
A Moment of Fear &. Horror.