“[The] ‘how busy I am’ [New York Fashion Week] Facebook status update—perhaps the only thing more annoying than the ‘how fabulous it is’ Art Basel Miami update.”
—Martin Marks, “Under the Big Top.”
For those of you attending Art Basel: Miami, the above should serve as a brief reminder as to the etiquette of your status updates. On a related note, I’ve always wanted to quote myself, and would like to thank the attendees of last year’s Art Basel: Miami for making this possible.