VANITY FAIR: The Odysnooki, a Homeric Recounting of Jersey Shore, Season 4.

Tell us the tale, oh MTV, the tale of your Jersey Shore ,

Of the brave sons, and of the oft-shrieking daughters,

With racks most impressive and spray tans liberally applied.

Leave us no longer in need, oh MTV, a subsidiary corporation of Viacom,

For some mad wicked drama on a slow Thursday night,

As our intelligence down the shitter goes.

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