ESQUIRE: Lost In Star Space Trek Wars.

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FADE IN:

SCROLLING ACROSS THE SCREEN:

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, these are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise, her continuing mission, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where seven strangers picked to live in a house, work together and have their lives taped to find out when people stop being polite and start getting real, so join us here each week, my friends, you’re sure to get a smile, from seven stranded castaways, here on…

STAR WARS

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Lost in Star Space Trek Wars

 

CUT TO:

EXT. STARSHIP – NIGHT

ESTABLISHING SHOT of some sort of futuristic-looking, very-large starship — not to be confused in any way, shape, or form with any other futuristic-looking, very-large starships, because this is the long ago and far, far away, and the entire enterprise (in lowercase, and thus not trademarked) is being produced by Disney, not Paramount. Read more at Esquire.

Source: Esquire

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